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Florida Man Sits On Gun, Shoots Self In Penis, Police Say.
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say ^
| June 30, 2017
| News4JaxStass
Posted on 06/30/2017 7:10:45 PM PDT by Strac6
A Florida man accidentally shot himself in the penis while he was sitting in the driver’s seat of his Nissan Altima.
Shaneika Roberts, 25, told Jacksonville, FL, police that Cedrick Jelks, 38, ran into their home in a total panic and ran straight to the bathroom. She followed him and saw that he was shot in the penis.
She took him to the hospital, where he had surgery, police said.
He told Roberts that he sat on the gun and it went off. Police arrived at the hospital a little after 3 in the morning because of the gunshot wound, according to WJXT.
Jelks had a 2004 cocaine arrest, the police said. Because he is a convicted felon, he could face weapons charges for possessing a firearm
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KEYWORDS: banglist; dontbethatguy; felon; lincolnsfault
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To: NorthMountain
It is culturally inappropriate to point out but useful to ponder. If you removed the black on black violence from the statistics the US is the safest country in the world.
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posted on
07/01/2017 1:01:24 AM PDT
by
wastoute
(Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
To: nhbob1
“Maybe they should fork over $20 for a holster.”
Shhh!
102
posted on
07/01/2017 4:26:22 AM PDT
by
dljordan
(WhoVoltaire: "To find out who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.")
To: Delta 21
103
posted on
07/01/2017 4:29:03 AM PDT
by
mad_as_he$$
(Not my circus. Not my monkeys.)
To: LostInBayport
104
posted on
07/01/2017 4:33:23 AM PDT
by
mad_as_he$$
(Not my circus. Not my monkeys.)
To: Strac6
Did he shoot his eye out?
105
posted on
07/01/2017 4:34:31 AM PDT
by
mad_as_he$$
(Not my circus. Not my monkeys.)
To: Strac6
I hate when that will happen to me - which will be never, since I know how to handle guns properly.
106
posted on
07/01/2017 5:23:16 AM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is DEPLORABLE :-))
To: BenLurkin
BWAHAHAHAhahahahaha!
The Race Card has been TRUMPED, boy. It's time for you to start dealing with facts.
107
posted on
07/01/2017 8:11:11 AM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(The Democrats ... have lost their grip on reality -DJT)
To: Strac6
$10 says it was a Glock. :-)
108
posted on
07/01/2017 8:39:15 AM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: xtargeter
"Did the gun have a decocking function?"
I have a Glock but stories like this are why I carry a DA/SA CZ. Nobody got time to shoot their trouser snek.
109
posted on
07/01/2017 9:05:41 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: Morgana
110
posted on
07/01/2017 9:35:02 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
((I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11~ Best Election Ever! “Laughing my #Ossoff)
To: xtargeter
It had a decocking lever which turned out to be the trigger.
111
posted on
07/01/2017 11:57:56 AM PDT
by
dangerdoc
(disgruntled)
To: Strac6
Now he can be called “Shorty!”
Comment #113 Removed by Moderator
To: Strac6; All
It is very likely he was playing with the gun when he shot himself, and this was the first excuse he came up with.
114
posted on
07/01/2017 4:39:05 PM PDT
by
marktwain
(President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
To: Strac6
115
posted on
07/01/2017 6:30:09 PM PDT
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: Strac6
Hickory Dickory Dock
Some dude he bought a Glock
The clock struck one
He sat on his gun
Now he goes around half-cocked
116
posted on
07/04/2017 4:48:08 AM PDT
by
Brooklyn Attitude
(The first step in ending the War on White People, is to recognize it exists.)
To: Billthedrill
117
posted on
07/04/2017 5:02:21 AM PDT
by
PLMerite
("Government should be done to cattle and not human beings." - John Milius)
To: T-Bone Texan
“deman”
I know it’s a typo, but considering the subject of this thread, that’s damn funny.
118
posted on
07/04/2017 5:54:26 AM PDT
by
PLMerite
("Government should be done to cattle and not human beings." - John Milius)
To: Still Thinking
“You never want a negligent discharge involving your penis.”
How about “callous disregard” ?
119
posted on
07/04/2017 5:59:22 AM PDT
by
PLMerite
("Government should be done to cattle and not human beings." - John Milius)
To: Strac6
Shot himself with a peepee gun.
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