Proving anyone can smile, these are offered. All signs seen from Seattle Propane
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Cure for an obsession is to get another one.
I’m Still HOT
It just comes in flashes now
The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest
I child proofed my house but kids still get in
Ban Pre-shredded cheese, Make AMERICA grate again
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
Does 7 days without meat make one week.
Hold the door open for a clown. It’s a nice jester.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
My reality check bounced.
If pride comes before a fall, humility should come by winter.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried.
Ants are healthy because they are little anti bodies
Frog parking only. All others will be toad.
Went to the Air and Space Museum but there was nothing there.
Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Very excellent. Thanks for adding to the laughter;)
PING! Excellent list of semantic jokes...