If Trump would only get a haircut. (vanity)

[RoosterRedux]

I think most of Trump problems would disappear if he only got a good buzz-cut.

I appreciate his love of uniqueness, but a good buzz-cut is unique and would devastate the media.

Make it a tribute to the military.

[Songcraft]

Now that I look at them, I see that you're right.

(That is almost as bad as this one...)

      

[enumerated]

Here’s my advice for Trump and it’s not just about his hair:

He should definitely keep doing whatever he’s been doing.

[AndyJackson]

Dick Cheney, the best Vice President ever.

Given how DHS and the Iraq invasion have turned out for us, you might reexamine your views here.

[Tax-chick]

Well, there’s Aaron Burr, fully competent in Latin, Greek, and Hebrew at 14.

[Rebelbase]

Trump gives the haircuts.

[Mjaye]

I would like it if his hair did not look orange on TV, at least mine. He would look more distinguished all silver/gray, lose the DA in the back, and make it so the wind doesn’t pick his hair up like he’s the Flying Nun. He doesn’t need to look like Trey Gowdy, just his own look with a few adjustments. It would make the Dems even more mad if they didn’t have his haircut/color to kick around anymore.

[Albion Wilde]

I like that look very much!

[Albion Wilde]

How do you like this look? It's a Scottish man-bun.

[Albion Wilde]

The sacred geometry of Trump's hair:

[Gene Eric]

>> Sacred geometry

LOL...

This is a hilarious thread.

[boxlunch]

He’s the Fibonacci man

[Albion Wilde]

He’s the Fibonacci man

Yep. Sacred geometry only works on perfect things. That's how the inside of the conch shell makes that sound. And how the points on the guitar neck where you can make the harmonic notes correspond to the Fibonacci sequence laid out in a straight line.

[HereInTheHeartland]

A bright pink mohawk might work

[xp38]