There used to be a TV show on called "A Thousand Ways To Die".
One more to add.
1 posted on
06/22/2017 8:55:40 AM PDT by
PROCON
To: PROCON
You beat me by one minute.
Great minds.........
2 posted on
06/22/2017 8:58:46 AM PDT by
Strac6
("We sleep safe in our beds only because rough men stand ready to visit violence on the enemy.")
To: PROCON
3 posted on
06/22/2017 8:59:50 AM PDT by
Wolfie
To: PROCON
5 posted on
06/22/2017 9:01:59 AM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: PROCON
Divine punishment for eating junk food?
To: PROCON
French media said she died of cardiac arrest after the dispenser burst, striking her in the chest.
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I’ve read of kids being killed in a similar manner by a baseball striking the chest.
8 posted on
06/22/2017 9:06:38 AM PDT by
Moonman62
(Make America Great Again!)
To: PROCON
I never heard, even one time, Blanche Devereaux ever had one problem with hers.
9 posted on
06/22/2017 9:07:03 AM PDT by
GOYAKLA
(" Winning not Whining"!)
To: PROCON
She was really fit, but if you’re going to die at 33 perhaps you should eat, drink, and be merry.
10 posted on
06/22/2017 9:07:53 AM PDT by
Moonman62
(Make America Great Again!)
To: PROCON
I have a Crossman 600 CO2 pellet pistol from the early 1960s. In college, I brought it to show my ROTC Marksmanship instructor.
He somehow loaded the CO2 cylinder wrong and it jammed in the tube under the barrel. He used a pair of pliers it free it.
When it broke free, it shot around the range like a rocket! Banging off desks and walls and breaking a light fixture. We all ducked under desks to avoid the missile.
Luckily, no one was hurt and we all got a nervous laugh out of it. But the pistol was not invited back.
To: PROCON
What is a fitness model doing with a can of whipped cream anyway?
14 posted on
06/22/2017 9:22:33 AM PDT by
NohSpinZone
(First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
To: PROCON
She was a beautiful woman in full.
15 posted on
06/22/2017 9:24:17 AM PDT by
MHGinTN
(A dispensational perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
To: PROCON
19 posted on
06/22/2017 9:32:28 AM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: PROCON
Looks like it’s not one of the cheapo dispensers from the grocery store but a refillable one that uses pressurized N2O cartridges. Could have been a faulty model, or just a mistake loading that cartridge improperly.
To: PROCON
The can went off prematurely?
22 posted on
06/22/2017 10:30:21 AM PDT by
al baby
(May the Forceps be with you Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
To: PROCON
It’s time to ban whipped cream.
23 posted on
06/22/2017 11:28:14 AM PDT by
tumblindice
("Fight for your country." Hector)
To: PROCON
Note to self: buy Cool Whip in the tub only.
To: PROCON
That looks suspiciously like the ISI we own. Hmmm, I’ll make sure I tell Hubby to be really careful when he makes whipped cream in it.
25 posted on
06/22/2017 11:42:09 AM PDT by
Hoffer Rand
(God be greater than the worries in my life, be stronger than the weakness in my mind, be magnified.)
To: PROCON
What a lovely young woman she was. This sucks.
27 posted on
06/22/2017 12:54:27 PM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(April 2006 Message from Dan http://www.dansimmons.com/news/message/2006_04.htm)
To: PROCON
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