What the hell do they DO when someone at the IHOP orders bacon?
They sprinkle a little dried feces on top and serve it up with a smile and a howdy do! Like any good 'slime on a jihad! Considering the cost of powerful weapons these days, those powerful enough to produce multiple casualties, $50G's for an IHOP with built in access to thousands of US infidels (read that as 'deplorables') and it probably returns more bang for the $'s as any other attack. Do not eat, drink or otherwise consume ANYTHING that has any exposure to these 'slimes.