Posted on 06/19/2017 3:16:58 PM PDT by Del Rapier
A 60-year-old man has died after a drunken fight with a pig which saw his genitals mutilated and three of his fingers severed. Farmer Miguel Anaya Pablo was rushed to hospital in Tuxtepec, Mexico, after suffering the horrific injuries, but medics were unable to save his life. It is not known why he got into the fight with the animal. The pig, which was in the patio of his home, bit off three of Pablo's fingers and bit his private parts, El Debate reports.
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I read a cool survivalist story about a farmer who kidnapped his child’s murderer, (who was a federal agent) and fed him alive to his hogs, little by little, and using molasses on the agents toes to entice the hogs.
Stories like that always give me a warm fuzzy.
“Hog Hungers for Hungover Hombre’s Hand”.
Yours was way better.
If you just come right out and say it, you ruin the magic!
You killed a bear with your hands.
WITH. YOUR. HANDS.
And now you flee from a pig.
all my heroes are gone!
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