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To: jonsie

I had an adult friend who thought potato chips were dried tree leaves.


19 posted on 06/15/2017 7:44:39 PM PDT by donna (I want to live in a Judeo/Christian country where we know that, before God, men & women are equal.)
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To: donna

“friend who thought potato chips were dried tree leaves.’

Only the ones made in China.


33 posted on 06/15/2017 7:49:39 PM PDT by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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To: donna

We had a foreign exchange student from Brazil who thought hamburger was made in the grocery store. We had him help butcher a beef and he would not eat it. Thought we we making dog food. Took him to a dairy and he would no longer drink milk at our house either. Darned city kids everywhere.

BTW we milked Holsteins but the milk came out white.


36 posted on 06/15/2017 7:50:23 PM PDT by oldasrocks (rump)
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To: donna

“I had an adult friend who thought potato chips were dried tree leaves”.

That is one of those sentences one reads and never, ever forgets! Lol!

So, then was your friend surprised to find out different or did they not believe you?, or did you leave them still thinking that? ;)


62 posted on 06/15/2017 8:31:15 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: donna

The BBC aired a documentary years ago on April Fool’s Day about the speghetti harvest in Italy.


67 posted on 06/15/2017 8:41:16 PM PDT by Terry Mross (Liver spots And blood thinners.,)
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To: donna
I had an adult friend who thought potato chips were dried tree leaves.

So... did your friend think the "potato" part was a red herring, or that potatoes grow on trees?

69 posted on 06/15/2017 8:44:48 PM PDT by FredZarguna (And what Rough Beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward Fifth Avenue to be born?)
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To: donna

When I was very little, I remember thinking, as I looked up at the stars in the warm summer sky, that the sound of the crickets was the sound of the stars twinkling.

Funny.

There are still warm summer nights I go out in my backyard, see the stars and hear the crickets, I think how wonderful it would be to again be so unencumbered by knowledge and life that I could make such a connection as I tried to work out the world around me.

Sigh. Brown cows and chocolate milk would likely be one of those connections.


116 posted on 06/16/2017 4:51:39 AM PDT by rlmorel (Liberals are in a state of constant cognitive dissonance, which explains their mental instability.)
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