Turkey baster.
Yeah, I saw that episode of SVU.
Kind of like the minie ball that passed through a soldiers testicles, found a home in a ladies womb and produced a pregnancy!
Couples go to great lengths and spend mucho dinero for in vitro fertilization and have less success than this bunch did with a thrown together home chemistry set.
I have seen trained vets who have problems with AI and this bunch gets it right in only 14 attempts?
I am thisclose to flat out saying step dad was the “turkey baster” in question.
Hahahaha...Mr. Turkey Baster!
OTOH, it is true that there are some women who are so fertile that if a man looks at them sideways, they might conceive...and couples who are having trouble...well, they can hang the woman upside down from her feet while they try to get an ovum to get fertilized, and even that won’t work!
(I have always avoided those women who get pregnant if you look sideways at them...I never had that much money!)