Hahahaha...Mr. Turkey Baster!
OTOH, it is true that there are some women who are so fertile that if a man looks at them sideways, they might conceive...and couples who are having trouble...well, they can hang the woman upside down from her feet while they try to get an ovum to get fertilized, and even that won’t work!
(I have always avoided those women who get pregnant if you look sideways at them...I never had that much money!)
I know a couple who did try the hanging upside down trick. It didn’t work thankfully because neither were fit to be parents.
My grandmother was one who got pregnant every year and a half. She had ten children while suffering from leukemia. That was before anyone knew what leukemia was.
If she had been healthy I expect she might have had fifteen kids.
I have three myself and they were a handful!