Skip to comments.A Smile for Saturday
Posted on 06/03/2017 8:49:02 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Ed and his wife, Norma, go to the state fair every year,
And every year Ed would say,
" Norma, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "
Norma always replied,
" I know, Ed , but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "
One year Ed and Norma went to the fair, and Ed said,
" Norma, I'm 75 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance"
To this, Norma replied,
" Ed, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks"
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
" Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars."
Ed and Norma agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word...
When they landed, the pilot turned to Ed and said,
"By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed! "
" Well, to tell you the truth
I almost said something when Norma fell out,
But you know,
Fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "
After my recent Prostate Exam, which was one of the most thorough 've ever had, the Doctor left and the nurse came in.
As she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear........
She said...."Who Was That guy?"
Thanks for the laugh.
So this guy is being being prepped for his first colonoscopy and the nurse is explaining what the procedure entails.
First your going to roll on you side and hike one leg up,said the nurse. Then you will feel a little discomfort but we will give you a sedative for that. It will take about 30 minutes and will be over before you know it. And finally the nurse pats him on the shoulder and said not to worry that erections are a normal occurance. The guy immediately responded, i dont think me getting an erection is going to happen. And the nurse said Oh no i wasnt talking about you, i was talking about me.
Clever - because most of us always assume a ‘nurse’ is female. Ha Ha.
A near copy of a joke told by Fr. Robert deGrandis in various Houston churches in the early 1990’s.
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