“In fact, it seems that whoever is running the Austin Alamo Drafthouse Facebook account has a snappy response for critics across the board. Here’s a sampling of how the theater is responding:”
Alamo Drafthouse is FAMOUS for their snappy retorts to people they think are wrong.
Case in point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3eeC2lJZs
And from that came... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1COD6IIcwI
Oh wait, it's in Austin, duh!