Wow - such effective and impressive retorts!
Nah, not really. My first instincts are correct: you’ve never graced us with your presence in a uniform much less faced fire. You have no idea at all what you’re talking about.
Too bad - you’ve wasted our time.
I’ll admit that I wasn’t stupid enough to be a Marine back in the day. The type that would suicidally follow orders. Your name doesn’t happen to be Matthew McKeon, does it? I thought he died about 15 years ago.