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1 posted on 05/13/2017 4:21:25 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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Sounds like a San Francisco kind of guy. Maybe he should seek political asylum.


37 posted on 05/13/2017 5:48:10 AM PDT by sphinx
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Keep Portland Wacko!!


39 posted on 05/13/2017 5:54:55 AM PDT by Carl Vehse
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...because he 'hates Portland'

Aha! He was protestin'. This could be a free speech issue. It's going all the way to the Supremes! Come to think of it, could this be both a 1st amendment and a 2nd amendment issue?

The state could argue that Oregon is not an 'Open Carry' state.

Whatever... John Roberts can sort it all out.

40 posted on 05/13/2017 6:23:48 AM PDT by Moorings
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He hates a city whose motto is “Keep Portland Weird”?.....Doesn’t compute.


42 posted on 05/13/2017 6:34:49 AM PDT by Ronald_Magnus
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If he was truly honest about it he would’ve said that the women of Portland aren’t putting out like they used to.


44 posted on 05/13/2017 6:45:29 AM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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So when is he running for mayor of Portland?


45 posted on 05/13/2017 6:48:52 AM PDT by Bigg Red (Vacate the chair! Ryan must go.)
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And now the latest from Portlandia!


46 posted on 05/13/2017 7:11:01 AM PDT by Reily
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This Visit Portland TV ad forgot to mention the fun of being in riots paid for by George $oreA$$ and watching a stoner masturbate in public while on vacation in Portland, Or..

No matter what it is you’d like to be, do, eat or drink—even if you’ve never tried it before—You Can, in Portland. #YouCanInPortland!

img src=https://www.youtube.com/user/travelportland


49 posted on 05/13/2017 7:29:19 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (100+ days without Hilliarly/Huma as POTUS! Thanks, President Trump for this great reality!)
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Thus creating a new holiday.

“May 3rd, Masturbate if you hate Portland Day.”


51 posted on 05/13/2017 7:32:17 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Leftists aren't fascists. They are "democratic fascists", a completely different thing.)
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Andreassen was observed "stroking his penis outside of his pants" and that he was "staring at several females in the bar that were standing in line." Andreassen was observed doing this for two nights in a row.

Two nights in a row ? where to start....observed by who(m)? hypnotized 'em ?
52 posted on 05/13/2017 7:40:07 AM PDT by stylin19a (Terrorists - "just because you don't see them doesn't mean they aren't there")
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we have the technology...

54 posted on 05/13/2017 7:45:23 AM PDT by Chode (My job is not to represent the world. My job is to represent the United States of America-#45 DJT)
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And during his long, Cialis-driven, four-hour-power-flower "Beat Lives Matter-bate" ordeal, this leering, sanctuary-city-self-abusing pervert Andreassen was also heard vigorously singing these songs:

   "I Got Rhythm"

   "My Way"

   "Master Jack"

56 posted on 05/13/2017 8:04:01 AM PDT by Clearly Right (#NeverWrong...except occasionally on days named for pagan deities...)
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Why would that be illegal in Portland?


59 posted on 05/13/2017 8:58:08 AM PDT by aquila48
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I hate liberals ... would that do ?


60 posted on 05/13/2017 9:11:17 AM PDT by clamper1797 (We are getting close to the last "box")
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Fred Armisen is probably kicking himself for not having thought this up himself.

64 posted on 05/13/2017 9:53:16 AM PDT by x
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Charming.


69 posted on 05/13/2017 2:42:02 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("We will be one people, under one God, saluting one American flag." --Donald Trump)
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"Man arrested after 'masturbating vigorously' in public because he 'hates Portland'"

So, if he wasn't so "vigorously" masturbating it would be OK? Love the headline

73 posted on 05/13/2017 5:34:36 PM PDT by luv2ndamend (Same party, different letter. When the shtf, hug a politician.)
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Isn’t he just keeping Portland weird?


79 posted on 05/13/2017 6:04:14 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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