Posted on 05/13/2017 4:21:25 AM PDT by martin_fierro
A man was indicted Thursday for "masturbating vigorously" outside of New Avenues for Youth in downtown Portland on May 3.
Court documents say that when a Portland police officer responded to a complaint of public indecency at the location, the officer saw Terry Lee Andreassen, 59, "with his erect penis exposed to the public."
When Andreassen saw the officer, he "put his penis back in his pants and began to walk away." Documents say that when the officer asked Andreassen whether or not it was appropriate to masturbate in public and why he was doing it, Andreassen told the officer that he was on meth and wanted to go back to prison, because he "f--ing hates Portland."
This is not Andreassen's first time acting inappropriately in public. He has convictions for public indecency going back to at least 2001.
An affidavit from a 2014 felony conviction for public indecency says that on Aug. 30 of 2014 Andreassen was observed "laying on the sidewalk on NW Couch between 1st and 2nd Ave...across from the exit of Jones Bar."
The affidavit says Andreassen was observed "stroking his penis outside of his pants" and that he was "staring at several females in the bar that were standing in line." Andreassen was observed doing this for two nights in a row.
Andreassen is currently booked at the Multnomah County Inverness Jail.
Some threads just write themselves...
Is that a cut down bayonet for a Mississippi Rifle?
Fred Armisen is probably kicking himself for not having thought this up himself.
So when is he running for mayor of Portland?
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He’s getting pumped up.......
Beats monkeying around :D
old Mauser, prolly WWII
LOL, it hurts to laugh!
Might have told this story here before.
I once met my mom for lunch in NYC on a weekday (we must have both taken the day off for some reason, it was in the Summer).
At the place we met up there was a big empty lot that someday someone was going to build a building on. It was surrounded by a chain link fence.
There was a man standing there with his weiner through the fence, peeing away. It was as though he thought no one could see.
Mom and I ran away fast and giggling!
“He got into enough trouble trying this in a movie theater.”
LOL - good one!
Portland: Were pulling for you.
LOL, this thread is hilarious!
So, if he wasn't so "vigorously" masturbating it would be OK? Love the headline
Mom and I ran away fast and giggling!
That's just mean.
Men have sensitive egos. :)
There doing a new tv show, about a cruise ship and romantic hook ups on board, based in Portland.
They're calling it The Tug Boat
In San Francisco, that would be a waste of food.
Damn straight, they do.
Isn’t he just keeping Portland weird?
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