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Man arrested after 'masturbating vigorously' in public because he 'hates Portland'
oregon live ^ | 5/12/17 | Lizzy Acker

Posted on 05/13/2017 4:21:25 AM PDT by martin_fierro

A man was indicted Thursday for "masturbating vigorously" outside of New Avenues for Youth in downtown Portland on May 3.

Court documents say that when a Portland police officer responded to a complaint of public indecency at the location, the officer saw Terry Lee Andreassen, 59, "with his erect penis exposed to the public."

When Andreassen saw the officer, he "put his penis back in his pants and began to walk away." Documents say that when the officer asked Andreassen whether or not it was appropriate to masturbate in public and why he was doing it, Andreassen told the officer that he was on meth and wanted to go back to prison, because he "f--ing hates Portland."

This is not Andreassen's first time acting inappropriately in public. He has convictions for public indecency going back to at least 2001.

An affidavit from a 2014 felony conviction for public indecency says that on Aug. 30 of 2014 Andreassen was observed "laying on the sidewalk on NW Couch between 1st and 2nd Ave...across from the exit of Jones Bar."

The affidavit says Andreassen was observed "stroking his penis outside of his pants" and that he was "staring at several females in the bar that were standing in line." Andreassen was observed doing this for two nights in a row.

Andreassen is currently booked at the Multnomah County Inverness Jail.


TOPICS: Education; Religion; Weird Stuff
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To: yetidog

Some threads just write themselves...


61 posted on 05/13/2017 9:13:59 AM PDT by bruin66 (Time: Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.)
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To: Godebert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NERXer22e3E

rwood


62 posted on 05/13/2017 9:15:51 AM PDT by Redwood71
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To: Chode

Is that a cut down bayonet for a Mississippi Rifle?


63 posted on 05/13/2017 9:45:35 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: martin_fierro

Fred Armisen is probably kicking himself for not having thought this up himself.

64 posted on 05/13/2017 9:53:16 AM PDT by x
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To: Bigg Red

So when is he running for mayor of Portland?

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He’s getting pumped up.......


65 posted on 05/13/2017 9:56:14 AM PDT by deport
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To: bk1000

Beats monkeying around :D


66 posted on 05/13/2017 9:57:42 AM PDT by Bikkuri
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To: vetvetdoug

old Mauser, prolly WWII


67 posted on 05/13/2017 10:03:00 AM PDT by Chode (My job is not to represent the world. My job is to represent the United States of America-#45 DJT)
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To: Sirius Lee

LOL, it hurts to laugh!


68 posted on 05/13/2017 12:30:55 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: martin_fierro
Charming.


69 posted on 05/13/2017 2:42:02 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("We will be one people, under one God, saluting one American flag." --Donald Trump)
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To: mountn man

Might have told this story here before.

I once met my mom for lunch in NYC on a weekday (we must have both taken the day off for some reason, it was in the Summer).

At the place we met up there was a big empty lot that someday someone was going to build a building on. It was surrounded by a chain link fence.

There was a man standing there with his weiner through the fence, peeing away. It was as though he thought no one could see.

Mom and I ran away fast and giggling!


70 posted on 05/13/2017 5:27:37 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: jjsheridan5

“He got into enough trouble trying this in a movie theater.”

LOL - good one!


71 posted on 05/13/2017 5:28:46 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: Sirius Lee

“Portland: We’re pulling for you.”

LOL, this thread is hilarious!


72 posted on 05/13/2017 5:30:18 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: martin_fierro
"Man arrested after 'masturbating vigorously' in public because he 'hates Portland'"

So, if he wasn't so "vigorously" masturbating it would be OK? Love the headline

73 posted on 05/13/2017 5:34:36 PM PDT by luv2ndamend (Same party, different letter. When the shtf, hug a politician.)
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To: jocon307
It was as though he thought no one could see.

Mom and I ran away fast and giggling!

That's just mean.
Men have sensitive egos. :)

74 posted on 05/13/2017 5:51:59 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Sirius Lee
Time for a new city motto: “Portland: We’re pulling for you.”

There doing a new tv show, about a cruise ship and romantic hook ups on board, based in Portland.

They're calling it The Tug Boat

75 posted on 05/13/2017 5:56:51 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: aquila48
Why would that be illegal in Portland?

In San Francisco, that would be a waste of food.

76 posted on 05/13/2017 5:58:57 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Albion Wilde
What is the white stuff on his lower lip???


77 posted on 05/13/2017 6:00:27 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: tflabo
Erections have consequences.

Damn straight, they do.

78 posted on 05/13/2017 6:01:10 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: martin_fierro

Isn’t he just keeping Portland weird?


79 posted on 05/13/2017 6:04:14 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: Bikkuri
Beats monkeying around :D


80 posted on 05/13/2017 6:06:40 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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