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Posted on 05/13/2017 4:21:25 AM PDT by martin_fierro
A man was indicted Thursday for "masturbating vigorously" outside of New Avenues for Youth in downtown Portland on May 3.
Court documents say that when a Portland police officer responded to a complaint of public indecency at the location, the officer saw Terry Lee Andreassen, 59, "with his erect penis exposed to the public."
When Andreassen saw the officer, he "put his penis back in his pants and began to walk away." Documents say that when the officer asked Andreassen whether or not it was appropriate to masturbate in public and why he was doing it, Andreassen told the officer that he was on meth and wanted to go back to prison, because he "f--ing hates Portland."
This is not Andreassen's first time acting inappropriately in public. He has convictions for public indecency going back to at least 2001.
An affidavit from a 2014 felony conviction for public indecency says that on Aug. 30 of 2014 Andreassen was observed "laying on the sidewalk on NW Couch between 1st and 2nd Ave...across from the exit of Jones Bar."
The affidavit says Andreassen was observed "stroking his penis outside of his pants" and that he was "staring at several females in the bar that were standing in line." Andreassen was observed doing this for two nights in a row.
Andreassen is currently booked at the Multnomah County Inverness Jail.
When you're 59 and on meth, "vigorously" is the only way to masturbate.
He hates a city whose motto is “Keep Portland Weird”?.....Doesn’t compute.
Actually, the Never Trumper Beck is from Washington State.
If he was truly honest about it he would’ve said that the women of Portland aren’t putting out like they used to.
So when is he running for mayor of Portland?
And now the latest from Portlandia!
“Erections have consequences.”
I know it is still early but this post will be hard to beat.”
And yet somehow you managed to pull it off. I really have to hand it to you.
Wouldn’t stand up in court...
This Visit Portland TV ad forgot to mention the fun of being in riots paid for by George $oreA$$ and watching a stoner masturbate in public while on vacation in Portland, Or..
No matter what it is you’d like to be, do, eat or drink—even if you’ve never tried it before—You Can, in Portland. #YouCanInPortland!
img src=https://www.youtube.com/user/travelportland
Hates Portland? Sounds more like he fits right in. The big question is why was he arrested for jerking off in the capital of jerk-offs?
Thus creating a new holiday.
“May 3rd, Masturbate if you hate Portland Day.”
“He should move to San Diego.”
Or San Francisco. They could have set up another sanctuary for him.
This guy did this for two nights. Shouldn’t he have called someone after four hours? Like everyone he knows.
rwood
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That sounds like on of those leading questions meant to get an accidental confession. Kind of like “Do you know how fast you were going?”
(When they got him to his jail cell, the first thing he did was to pick up right where he left off...)
Why would that be illegal in Portland?
I hate liberals ... would that do ?
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