Yeah, why would -anyone- mock and laugh at a man who lets his wife pick his clothes? (snicker)
You probably aren't married to an old fashioned Southern gal. I am, so I'll tell you a little something.
As long as I'm out on my own, she doesn't care what I wear, as long as its legal. But when we go out together, it's a different story:
"Take off that nasty cowboy hat with the hole in it, and put on your good one - and no, you are NOT wearing those crusty jeans anywhere with me!"
Now, guys in my domestic situation know to just go with it, because that's how Southern gals roll.