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Physicists manage to 'breed' Schrodinger's cat in breakthrough that could help [tr]
UK Daily Mail ^ | May 2, 2017 | Cheyenne MacDonald

Posted on 05/02/2017 11:08:28 AM PDT by C19fan

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To: C19fan

Paging Dr Sheldon Cooper, please answer on the White Coutesy Phone!


21 posted on 05/02/2017 11:56:02 AM PDT by Grampa Dave ("Fake news is just another name for slander or libel, and should be prosecuted."!!!)
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Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.

The cop asks Heisenberg “Do you know how fast you were going?”

Heisenberg replies, “No, but we know exactly where we are!”

The officer looks at him confused and says “you were going 108 miles per hour!”

Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, “Great! Now we’re lost!”

The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.

“A cat,” Schrödinger replies.

The cop opens the trunk and yells “Hey! This cat is dead.”

Schrödinger angrily replies, “Well he is now.”


22 posted on 05/02/2017 11:57:18 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: Red Badger

Schrodinger’s ballot box....


23 posted on 05/02/2017 12:28:27 PM PDT by GraceG ("It's better to have all the Right Enemies, that it is to have all the Wrong Friends.")
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To: IWontSubmit

Oh, that’s good! That’s very good.


24 posted on 05/02/2017 12:30:43 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning)
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To: C19fan

Would and undead cat be cheaper to feed?


25 posted on 05/02/2017 12:43:40 PM PDT by TigersEye (Make up my mind, NBC,CBS,CNN,ABC. What are the "facts" today?)
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To: C19fan

What color is Schrödinger’s cat?


26 posted on 05/02/2017 12:45:15 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: faithhopecharity

Did they wine it and dine it first?


27 posted on 05/02/2017 12:52:20 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Willie Sutton went into robbing banks and Hillary Clinton went into politics)
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28 posted on 05/02/2017 12:52:29 PM PDT by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
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To: Grampa Dave
Schrodinger's what?

Sorry for the big picture, not skilled in HTML. This time it works out well.

29 posted on 05/02/2017 1:36:38 PM PDT by DAC21
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To: DAC21

Didn’t even see her face...


30 posted on 05/02/2017 1:37:36 PM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

salmon with perhaps a Scott Paul Audrey Pinot Noir?

I know the salmon part the katz just love! I haven’t asked them about their favourite wines, tho


31 posted on 05/02/2017 1:38:37 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicans are not born, they're excreted." -- Marcus Tillius Cicero)
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To: faithhopecharity
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha!

It's 4:37 ... do you know where your cat is?

Heeeeere, kittykittykitty!

Nice kitty ...

Yes ... check out this cool box I have for you.

32 posted on 05/02/2017 1:38:54 PM PDT by NorthMountain (The Democrats ... have lost their grip on reality -DJT)
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To: DAC21
Sorry for the big picture, not skilled in HTML. This time it works out well.

There's no need to apologize....absolutely no need whatsoever!

33 posted on 05/02/2017 1:43:55 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: DAC21

No apology is needed.

L


34 posted on 05/02/2017 1:48:58 PM PDT by Lurker (America burned the witch.)
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To: DAC21

Thanks.

One of our sons, onr grandson and I were early fans of Sheldon and the gang in the big bang theory.

Our female relatives couldn’t understand the humor. They said it was all us looking at Penny!

Now, they are as big of fans as we are, including two gals, we and they call themselves, church ladies.

Nothing on tv including streaming, we all watch the Big Bang Theory.


35 posted on 05/02/2017 7:58:15 PM PDT by Grampa Dave ("Fake news is just another name for slander or libel, and should be prosecuted."!!!)
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