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To: C19fan

Paging Dr Sheldon Cooper, please answer on the White Coutesy Phone!


21 posted on 05/02/2017 11:56:02 AM PDT by Grampa Dave ("Fake news is just another name for slander or libel, and should be prosecuted."!!!)
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Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.

The cop asks Heisenberg “Do you know how fast you were going?”

Heisenberg replies, “No, but we know exactly where we are!”

The officer looks at him confused and says “you were going 108 miles per hour!”

Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, “Great! Now we’re lost!”

The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.

“A cat,” Schrödinger replies.

The cop opens the trunk and yells “Hey! This cat is dead.”

Schrödinger angrily replies, “Well he is now.”


22 posted on 05/02/2017 11:57:18 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: Grampa Dave
Schrodinger's what?

Sorry for the big picture, not skilled in HTML. This time it works out well.

29 posted on 05/02/2017 1:36:38 PM PDT by DAC21
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