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1 posted on 04/26/2017 6:49:46 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Salamander

snake ping


2 posted on 04/26/2017 6:50:10 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana

Some snake handling Pentecostal?


3 posted on 04/26/2017 6:52:30 PM PDT by Sybeck1
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To: Morgana

Snakes on a plain.


4 posted on 04/26/2017 6:53:20 PM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: Morgana

Walmart tends to have pretty good surveillance cameras so there is a good possibility the perpetrators may get caught.


6 posted on 04/26/2017 6:56:06 PM PDT by Parley Baer
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To: Morgana

“I’d like to return these snakes. What is store policy?”


7 posted on 04/26/2017 6:56:09 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Morgana

Breeding ball?


9 posted on 04/26/2017 6:57:15 PM PDT by gundog (Hail to the Chief, bitches.)
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To: Morgana

40 snakes? I’m curious as to what the various kinds are and their numbers. Such as democrats, RINO’s, MSM journalists, etc.

Imagine them all in a slithering pile making babies.


11 posted on 04/26/2017 6:59:19 PM PDT by redfreedom
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To: Morgana

Were the Clintoons in town?.....


12 posted on 04/26/2017 6:59:37 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Morgana

It had to be snakes.


13 posted on 04/26/2017 6:59:53 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Morgana

Bookmark


15 posted on 04/26/2017 7:00:57 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Morgana

Antifa members?


19 posted on 04/26/2017 7:13:25 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: Morgana

‘Someone dropped a s**tload of snakes”

My southern’s rusty. Is that more than a buttload?


23 posted on 04/26/2017 7:29:51 PM PDT by tumblindice (`)
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To: Morgana
It all started with just these two lovebirds, when they found themselves facing a knotty situation...

  

24 posted on 04/26/2017 7:32:11 PM PDT by Clearly Right (Except when I'm driving, which I tend to do on the left side of the vehicle.)
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To: Morgana

I once wrote a blues song, “Stuck Here at Walmart”.

I should add a stanza about these snakes.


25 posted on 04/26/2017 7:38:54 PM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: Morgana

Here it is, my blues song written under nom de plume:

“Stuck Here at Walmart”
by Smokey Cottonmouth Nixon

“Well I Woke up this morning,
beside the Gunnison highway,
Saw ‘nother man just sittin there,
He didn’t have nothin to say.

Yes I woke up this mornin
On the the Gunnison highway.
The bearded bum sittin in the rain,
He had nothin to say.

The cardboard sign he was holdin’
Told the whole world what was goin down
Said “Stuck here at Walmart”
People just drove right around.

He was watchin the poor grouchy woman
Wearin the blue overalls dress
Cram her groceries into that old Chevy van
Man, she was makin a mess.

So we drank nasty black coffee
Beside the Walmart parking lot
Next to Gunnison Highway
I told him what I done.

Well the woman’s baby was hollerin
Over in Pharmacy,
A wailin and crying
For her mama to see.

Her baby daddy shot a man in Memphis
And truly killin he did need
So that po’ mama ran South to Salida
She has that baby to feed.

That baby daddy in Memphis
He knew he was fixin to die
When he told that po grouchy woman
The blue overalls dress made her butt look big.

Blue Overalls Dress woman told her foolish man
You will never see the electric chair
Then she told me “shoot him bubba”
Baby daddy died right there.

So we ran south to Colorado
On the Rocky Mountain Highway
Thing is them blue overalls dress
Made her butt look fat in a big way.

When I told her that at Walmart
She kicked me out of that Chevy van
Now I am stuck at Walmart
Just like that other Salida man.”


27 posted on 04/26/2017 7:42:20 PM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: Morgana

This is a mystery ?

Now it it were Macy’s...


30 posted on 04/26/2017 8:03:59 PM PDT by DanielRedfoot (Viva Le Deplorable)
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To: Morgana

Union organizers.....


35 posted on 04/26/2017 8:40:29 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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