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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - CONT'D***
Posted on 04/14/2017 6:14:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
I couldn't resist....so many memes this week
“The needs of United employees outweigh the needs of the many.” #UnitedMovieLines
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United introduces nose bleed seats. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"We've perfected Chinese takeout" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You took my father's seat. Prepare to be re-accommodated." #UnitedMovieLines
Our service will knock you out #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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United 25:17 ...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my re-accommodation upon thee!" #UnitedMovieLines
This could have been much worse. Imagine if he was wearing leggings. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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"It removes itself from the plane or else it gets the hose again." #UnitedMovieLines
May the odds be ever in your favor #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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Every time a customer's bell is rung a United agent get's his wings #UnitedMovieLines
And that goes for your little carry-on, too! #UnitedMovieLines
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Just imagine how we treat your luggage #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"What have here us a failure to re-accommodate!" #UnitedMovieLines
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"Drag And Drop" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"You are now free to limp about the cabin." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
And for those discouraged by UA, you could try another airline...
To bad he didn't have a Pepsi on him. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
For the win! #CardsAgainstHumanity #pepsi
And, how many have been taken in by this?
And, to sum up this week in one pic
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: memes; ofst; pepsi; silliness; unitedairlines
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To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
- I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..
- I see, do you know what’s the operating system on your PC?
- Of course I do - it’s Facebook
To: Liberty Valance
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist
To: scott0347
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
To: mrsmith
To: Heartlander
To: Lucky9teen
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To: wyokostur
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05/19/2017 9:54:45 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: wyokostur
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05/19/2017 12:13:45 PM PDT
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Monkey Face
(Mess with me and I'll wait for karma to do its job. Mess with my kids and I become karma.)
To: wyokostur
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05/19/2017 12:53:28 PM PDT
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Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
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To: Lucky9teen
14th image for 'Geraldine meme'.
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05/19/2017 4:59:44 PM PDT
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CodeToad
(If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable!)
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06/02/2017 8:44:59 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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06/02/2017 8:55:42 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
To: Lucky9teen
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06/02/2017 9:00:06 AM PDT
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TADSLOS
(Reset Underway!)
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