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To: Farmer Dean

God bless you, patriot!

I’m praying for strength and healing. May He give your doctors and caretakers skill and wisdom.

We want to see you back in action here on FR. SOON!

Some gun jokes (because laughter, ya know....)

A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: “Give me your money.” The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: “But, wait! You can’t do that, I am a Congressman!” The thief replies: “Oh, sorry. Give me MY money.”

I carry a gun...... because a cop is too heavy.

Outside my house: If you can read this, you are within range.


I shot my first turkey last Thanksgiving. .... Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.


151 posted on 05/10/2020 7:11:04 PM PDT by generally ( Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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To: generally

[I shot my first turkey last Thanksgiving. .... Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.]

I snuck up on a chuck roast in similar fashion. I only had to grab it. It was then captive in the oven.


168 posted on 05/10/2020 9:50:28 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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