Akbar Salubiro, 25, had not been seen since setting off....
That’s a pretty sucky way to go.
gross
It’s always the last place you look.
That’s a 23-foot-long snake.
Whoops; hit the post button by accident and already had the no preview checkbox checked. I can see how a snake that long could kill a man, but swallow him? The victim must have been of very small stature.
Paging Gary Larson.
There are worse ways to go, I suppose.
I have seen pictures of that before, I’m not clicking.
Akbar Salubiro, 25, had not been seen since setting off....
When a giant python invites you over for dinner, it’s best to decline the offer.
Admiral Akbar: “It’s a trap!”
They certainly made a production out of it didn’t they? How long does it take to slice a 23 ft. snake open from head to tail anyway?
I’ve seen snakes in Arizona and in the wild in Southeast Asia. I’ll take the rattlers of various kinds and coral snakes of Arizona over the pythons, cobras and little green tree snakes of Asia any day. The cobras are shy but very spooky when they notice you. At least the rattlers occasionally give you a warning.
Chainsaw. Never leave home without one.
Still had on his rubber boots. Looks like he’ll be ok.
They took their sweet time cutting the snake open. I’d be zipping that snake open with a Stanley folding knife in a few seconds.
The smell must have been fun.
As read by Donald J. Trump:
The Snake
On her way to work one morning
Down the path along side the lake
A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
“Poor thing,” she cried, “I’ll take you in and I’ll take care of you”
“Take me in tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake
She wrapped him up all cozy in a comforter of silk
And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk
She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she’d taken to had been revived
“Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake
She clutched him to her bosom, “You’re so beautiful,” she cried
“But if I hadn’t brought you in by now you might have died”
She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
Instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite
“Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake
“I saved you,” cried the woman
“And you’ve bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I’m going to die”
“Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin
“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in
“Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake
Reason #77 to lift weights and get all pumped up: So no snake can swallow you (make sure you do lots of shoulder work). With any luck, the snake will see it’s hopeless and let you go. (I wouldn’t make these jokes if his name was Joe. But Akbar?)
He’s not missing anymore.
He wasn’t missing, he was where he last was.
And if dog bites man stories are world news these days, are fender benders also newsworthy?
hopefully not Dim Sum?
Missing man found dead in belly of 23-foot-long python
This is one of those “six of one, half a dozen of another” situations. I can’t decide if it would have been better to be found alive.