Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side.
What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
What musical instrument is found in a bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
What is beethoven busy doing right now?
Decomposing.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, he won’t come to you when you call anyway.
Have you heard of my one legged Irish girlfriend?
Eileen.
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They had to use cannons to kill it.
Then they were left with the carcass.
So they made it into sausage.
Someone later wrote a book about it.
It was the beast of Themes, it was the wurst of Themes...