Posted on 03/23/2017 2:10:15 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
Ach! Sorry...
My dad, also. Probably only a matter of time for me. :-/
My little group of special needs students love gummy bears! I use them as treats during the day for great behavior & paying attention. One little guy is a non verbal autistic student & he will take it & lick it once, make a face & throw them in the trashcan.
Hey...... my grandkids will love THIS news. haa. Nice Work, Gov. Walker.
23 replies and not one mention of the gummy bear song ?
The sugar free ones are the ones that give you “toilet troubles”
If you haven’t seen it, be sure to check out the hilarious user reviews (160) on Amazon for the 5 pound bag of sugar yfree Gummi Bears.
https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/dp/B000EVQWKC
Examples:
“After reading all the other reviews, I would think you might die. In your bathroom. Alone. Out of Charmin toilet paper. Sad. A real Ernest Hemingway ending.”
“This is actually affordable for a complete bowel cleanse before a colonoscopy. Simply don’t eat the red ones. GI specialists frown upon red dye before the test.”
“The enormous increase in popularity of these little guys due to their ability to unleash the beasts of Satan on your bowels have made the seller increase price either A, because he knows he can and people will buy them or B, to purchase insurance for when someone sues him for killing one of their pets or loved ones...”
“The original gummy bears originated 1920 in Bonn, Germany... Was the sugar-free formula developed by Nazi scientists?”
Question: “Has anyone weighed them self before and after to see if they lost any weight? If so, how much did you lose?”
Answer: “1lb water, 7lbs of sanity, 4lbs of hope for humanity, and 9lb 8oz intestinal demon baby.”
Question: “Will I be facing criminal action for adding two 5lb bags to a vat of the spiciest chili known to man for a chili cook off?”
Answer: “The Department of Homeland Security, FBI, CIA, CDC, and FEMA are probably already on their way. MI-6 and the KGB are standing by.”
Perfect.
I hope the new factory makes those soft raspberry candies by the ton. I hate gummi-bears, but those raspberry things are Ambrosia.
Usually in the local stores about one week a year, I stock up, but they don’t last long.
You can retire next year Mom, and we can both devote the rest of our lives to gardening and making gummy bears in a factory setting! We’d ROCK those hairnets! Suh-weeet! :)
Nah. Making Gummy Bears are a Young Woman’s Game. *SMIRK*
I remember a number of years when a Rocket Pop was my lunch.
Mmmm! Frozen Sugar Water! Kept me going through Math & Science class, though. ;)
I’ll bet OUR idea of making it through the day never occurred to Mooch 0bama, LOL!
You get the Runs because they are poison.
Make sure they eat them before a long meeting.
OMG! You know the Baraboo Bar Bear Joke?
“The original gummy bears originated 1920 in Bonn, Germany... Was the sugar-free formula developed by Nazi scientists?”
LOL! Best one, IMHO!
I do not.
A bear walks into a bar in Baraboo. He orders shot after shot and gets raging drunk.
SO DRUNK, that he kills and eats one of the other patrons!
Mr. Bear gets woozy and sleepy, falls to the floor...and looks up at the Bartender asking, “What the heck is happening?”
The Bartender says, “Mr. Bear? That was a Bar-Bitch-You Ate!” (Barbiturate)
*SMIRK*
Hey, I got it.
You didn’t have to explain it to me!
*SNORT*
The RUNS are poison? Or is it the GUMMIES that are poison?
I shan’t rest until I know the answer!!
Oh, Yah! I fergot yer was from Minnessota-Ay! ;)
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