Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? We have the answer!

digitaltrends ^ | February 6, 2013 | Andrew Couts

[JoeProBono]

[shibumi]

Horses are nice.

Ducks are mean.

[Java4Jay]

Horse-size duck

[tophat9000]

No a horse sized duck would mess you up
It not the bite of the bill.... it the pecking the duck would just mess you up with his giant pecker

[IC Ken]

I agree. Easier to kill one big thing than 100 smaller things.

[thoughtomator]

Depends... how’s it taste?

[jdsteel]

You say it’s a fight. Do I get to pick my weapon? Or is this strictly bare knuckles????

Short of weapons I wouldn’t want to fight a 1,000 lb ANYTHING.

[JoeProBono]

[Cicero]

Has Obama figured it out yet?

[trisham]

One of my aunts was bitten by a horse...

[shibumi]

(I wonder if maybe we could epoxy the duck's bill shut?)

[shibumi]

Better than a moose.....moose bites can be very nasti.....

[Vince Ferrer]

Ducks are not mean, but geese are, and ostriches are. So since size is a factor here, and geese and ostriches are larger than ducks, I am going to guess that a horse sized duck would have quite an attitude.

Horses mostly kick people who are behind them, so if you can keep in front of the herd, you'd be safe.

[trisham]

LOL!

[trisham]

:)

[shibumi]

"Short of weapons I wouldn’t want to fight a 1,000 lb ANYTHING."

So I guess a cage match with Michael Moore is out of the question?

[JoeProBono]

[KarlInOhio]

Where I work is surrounded by about 100 goose-sized geese. Neither their attitudes nor their poop is pleasant. I dread when they start nesting.

[Billthedrill]

[jdsteel]

“So I guess a cage match with Michael Moore is out of the question?”

I might have to make an exception for that one!!!!!!!!!!!!