Well at least they didn’t go with PC nonsense.
Though it’s only a matter of time before they replace one of the roads with Martin Luther King Blvd.
Had to look up whether or not Atlantic City has one of those, and it turns out it does. The old name, Illinois Avenue, lives on in the Monopoly game board.
Do you get mugged for $100 when you land on it?
Actually I’m guessing that some snowflake decided that the boot was too masculine, the thimble went back to the 19th century oppression of women, and what was the other one?
Oh yah. The wheelbarrow. But of course each of them in some way represents hard work as opposed to living on government largesse.
On the contrary, if they were smart they’d do a Trump Edition. Probably wouldn’t even need permission although it would be nice if they’d donate some portion of the profits to veterans orgs.
NYC streets and buildings - Trump Tower = Boardwalk, naturally. Golf courses instead of utilities, airports instead of railroads.
Gold-plated play pieces of course. There’d have to be the limo, the baseball cap, the jet...and of course the stiletto heel...
No matter where in the country, MLK Blvd always becomes the arm pit of every city.
So, might as well start off at Baltic or Mediteranean, the cheapest properties. From there you'd need special buildings to be placed.
A crack house.
And a No Tell motel.
Anybody who owns MLK instantly changes their token for a Chevy Impala with huge hoops.
They could make trailers for houses, for Tennessee, Kentucky and Indiana.
Double wides for motels.