[moovova]

He must’ve forget the safe word.

[dblshot]

I knew she was fickle but she sure looked fine
So we went giddy up giddy up in room 409
I didn’t know she’d take a bite of mine
Going giddy up giddy up in room 409
It was a brand new experience in hotel room 409, 409

[day10]

Hmmm...Mason, Ohio. Right up the road from me.

I’ll be on the lookout.

[Pollster1]

A 42-year-old Ohio woman was jailed Sunday after police said she bit her husband during sex . . . Jennifer M. Rahe Hickman, a dental hygienist

She's into teeth - not a surprise given her career choice.

[jmcenanly]

Didn’t they do something like this on ‘CSI”?

[Boogieman]

At least it was just his arm!

[Vinnie]

locked her teeth on his left forearm.

Whew, had me cringing there for several paragraphs.

[central_va]

My wife likes to talk to me when we're having sex. Why the other day she called me from the back of a limousine.

Rodney Dangerfield - No respect.

[twoputt]

IIRC female black widow spiders eat the male after mating.

Just sayin’.

[jr3000]

But officers, they were just having fun. Its foreplay. They were inventing a new position called the “Mike Tyson Ear”.

[Vaduz]

Bill Clinton clicks teeth.

[vespa300]

No means no.......fool.

[WVMnteer]

When I was younger, we had an expression about girls like this.

“Let’s date ‘em....”