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To: blueunicorn6
I've got jury duty in a couple of weeks. The last time I went, my favorite juror in the pool was a guy who carried a big Bible. He said it gets him out of jury duty every time.
4 posted on 03/14/2017 10:49:18 AM PDT by snarkpup ("I need some new pajamas, so I'll be properly dressed when my TV spies on me." - Michael Savage)
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To: snarkpup

Being a smart ass works.
Bible thumping works.
Practicing lawerly talk works.
Opinionated works.
Failure to communicate does not work. It will get you selected every time.


11 posted on 03/14/2017 11:04:02 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (The Left has the temperament of a squealing pig.)
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To: snarkpup

Last time I got called I took ‘Murder in Brentwood’ to read.
I got picked...


16 posted on 03/14/2017 11:14:25 AM PDT by glasseye
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To: snarkpup

Just wear a TRUMP MAGA Hat.

They probably won’t let you get past the Metal Detectors in the Courthouse.


70 posted on 03/14/2017 10:56:11 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (The way Liberals carry on about Deportation, you would think "Mexico" was Spanish for "Auschwitz".)
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