Posted on 03/12/2017 11:05:27 PM PDT by pissant
Femocrats: Fat, smelly womyn who demand never to be grabbed by the pussy yet who are in no danger of such an event occurring.
Frogressives: Leftists who think that the 1970s afro was worthy of making a comeback.
Slocialists: Obnoxious anti-Trump celebrities who are taking their sweet time getting the hell out of the country as they loudly promised
Baby Doomers: Post war generation of dumbsh*ts who saddled future generations with 20 million illegals competing for jobs and 20 Trillion in debt.
Dope Francis: An Argentinian communist whose utterances on religion compare unfavorably with those of Francis the talking Mule.
Fiberals: Left leaning politicians who make crap up to bolster their street cred, such as calling oneself an Indian (Warren, D-Mass.) or claiming to dodge sniper fire in Bosnia (Clinton, D-Retired).
Tracism: The tactic used by law enforcement agencies (and despised by SJWs) to trace 98% of ‘hate crimes’ back to the alleged victim.
Eracism: The tactic used by the Main Stream Media of never reporting on Tracism.
oh, those are great additions! Fiberals!
very well done
It was fun to do. But my favorite is from the original email-—
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a Hillbilly!!
Mensa: Intelligent discharge.
Mensa member: Bloody intelligent!
Here I thought it was going to be a list of really smart people. Like Maxine Waters.
Ha!!
And Patty Murray?
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
I have been using that term for over 20 years. The way I came about it was I was standing in line at the DMV. It was about 95 out. There was a heavy set black women in front of me fanning herself. She turned to me and said "It is HOT out. That bozone layer sure be given us crazy weather"
Flabellation - inadvertently beating oneself with one’s belly fat while running.
Circhumstance - stance criminals are ordered to assume while being searched.
Eggravation - Emotion experienced when you have to send your eggs back (again), so the kitchen can get them right, this time.
Rubstance - Where your cat wants you to stand, so he can rub cat hair all over your pant leg.
Loperation - Tummy tuck.
Himpossible - No way I’m dating that guy!
Kinvariable - Relative with multiple personalities.
Coincifence - When the pawn shop tries to sell you the T.V. that was stolen from you last week.
Peon: a servant or underling you figuratively urinate on
Mediat: Thinking yourself god-like
Mediocre: Yellow journalism
Impeachmint — suck on it, Democrats
wallowe — Mexico does, we collect
exstatic — what one gets from the former spouse
pantasy — false hope of becoming President
detirement — job search at age 70
Benign: a winning Bingo number
Absolutely! You can’t talk about MENSA without mentioning Patty Murray.
Female: The cost, premium orfee for being a straight male
see C sea: observing a country’s capital from the ocean
Short pour: a small drink for a destitute dwarf
“Cashtration”
...or “castration”, as pronounced by Michelle Obama.
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