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Man on LSD calls police, says spider gave birth in his stomach
rtv6 ^ | Mar 6, 2017 | Staff

Posted on 03/07/2017 8:30:25 PM PST by Rebelbase

SOUTH EUCLID, Ohio - A Facebook post from an Ohio police department about a call they got from a man on drugs is going viral because of the bizarre nature of the call.

According to the South Euclid Police Department, a 19-year-old man called just before 9 p.m. last Thursday, saying he swallowed a pregnant spider that had given birth in his stomach.

(Excerpt) Read more at theindychannel.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: 911; dopersrights; drugs; lsd; spiders; stupid; thisisabrainondrugs; wod
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To: RightGeek

21 posted on 03/07/2017 9:01:17 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: a fool in paradise

22 posted on 03/07/2017 9:15:14 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

23 posted on 03/07/2017 9:19:34 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: RightGeek

Spiders on Drugs (national film board of Canada):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc


24 posted on 03/07/2017 9:25:22 PM PST by a fool in paradise (patriots win, Communists and Socialist Just-Us Warriors lose)
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To: Rebelbase

“Is he still on? Lemme talk to him. Hey, man, it’s the police. We know about this already, the spider called us about five minutes ago. We’re sending a team of spider EMTs over to do a caesarean section. Don’t worry, the knives don’t hurt all that much. If you got any more acid you should probably take it now. Now just lie down and relax, they’re on the way...”


25 posted on 03/07/2017 9:28:56 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Rebelbase

The poor man. He clearly needs psychiatric help.


26 posted on 03/07/2017 9:37:01 PM PST by proud American in Canada (May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear these slings and arrows for you, the American people)o)
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To: Beowulf9

Drugs are bad, mkay

___________________________

Truer words were never spoken.


27 posted on 03/07/2017 9:39:09 PM PST by proud American in Canada (May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear these slings and arrows for you, the American people)o)
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To: All

I hate to be a spoilsport. And it’s funny, all these posts.

But this man is clearly mentally ill. And that’s not funny.


28 posted on 03/07/2017 9:40:59 PM PST by proud American in Canada (May God Bless the U.S.A. (Trump: I will bear these slings and arrows for you, the American people)o)
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To: Rebelbase

Now I’d like to say something silly at this point to underline the ridiculousness of the situation.


29 posted on 03/07/2017 10:03:25 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Rebelbase

Acid has nothing on Jimsonweed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datura_stramonium


30 posted on 03/07/2017 10:11:35 PM PST by Slicksadick (We accept the love we think we deserve.)
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To: Rebelbase

31 posted on 03/07/2017 10:14:29 PM PST by Daffynition ("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
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To: Rebelbase

Some LSD has traces of strychnine and it messes with the stomach which if your out in LALA land can really freak you out.


32 posted on 03/07/2017 10:16:43 PM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
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To: Rebelbase

33 posted on 03/07/2017 10:19:55 PM PST by PLMerite
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To: Rebelbase

Catching spiders instructions here...

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly;

I don’t know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she’ll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider;
That wriggled and wiggled and tickled inside her!

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she’ll die!

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird!

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she’ll die!


34 posted on 03/07/2017 10:21:04 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Rebelbase

I know, I’d be tempted to take LSD too, if a spider had given birth in my stomach!!

“Come into my parlar said the tripped out spider to the paisley colored flies”


35 posted on 03/07/2017 10:32:02 PM PST by DannyTN
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To: RightGeek

The same spider survived all that? Impressive.


36 posted on 03/07/2017 10:46:35 PM PST by rfp1234 (DinosorosExtinction)
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To: proud American in Canada

“But this man is clearly mentally ill. And that’s not funny.”

Being under the influence of drugs isn’t necessarily mentally ill.


37 posted on 03/07/2017 11:57:46 PM PST by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: Rebelbase

I guess he had to call the police, because ACA won’t cover this.


38 posted on 03/08/2017 12:12:44 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Rebelbase

The magic rainbow spider can lay an infinite amount of eggs. They radiate out in peace and harmony in all directions from her like a beautiful starburst. As they hatch, each baby spider shows a unique world filled with loving beings inside it. To be gifted this amazing hatching of worlds upon worlds in one’s own body is like being bathed in milk and honey for eternity. Best to curl up into a fetal position and smile for 14 hours, then eat a big bowl of Rice Krispies.


39 posted on 03/08/2017 12:26:40 AM PST by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle

Just don’t harsh their mellow.

You don’t want to know.

Just. Don’t.


40 posted on 03/08/2017 12:30:01 AM PST by RegulatorCountry
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