1. What a mess I inherited from Bush.
2. How I created 27 billion new jobs
3. Now everyone has affordable healthcare
4. How I planned the Bin Laden raid
5. How I ended all wars around the world
6. What a great economy I left for Trump to screw up
Appendixes (from data declassified 20 minutes before Trump's swearing in):
1. Coordinates of our top 50 most sensitive military sites
2. Names and addresses of our best double-agents around the world
3. Selected sections from Trump's past tax returns.
4. My REAL birth certificate from Kenya
7. The 7 extra states