[tumblindice]

I almost went with knockedbootswithyeomanrand.
But it was too long.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Cough Cough..... too long you say.

knockedbootswithyeomanrand

Nope, 4 short.

Count the letters in:

LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

You literally can not have a longer Freeper name. (30 char max)