Lana Del Rey Joins Effort to Defeat Trump With Witchcraft

Rolling Stone ^ | 2-24-2017 | Daniel Kreps

[tcrlaf]

Lana Del Rey has joined a nationwide occult effort that seeks to remove President Donald Trump from office through the power of witchcraft.

On Thursday, Del Rey mysteriously tweeted, "At the stroke of midnight Feb 24, March 26, April 24, May 23.

Ingredients can b found online." While early speculation wondered whether the tweet had something to do with her upcoming LP, those four dates aligned with the lunar calendar's "waning crescent moon ritual dates."

Occultists noted that, on those four dates, practitioners of witchcraft would congregate for a mass ritual that would with the hope that their efforts resulted in Donald Trump's removal from the Oval Office.

[tcrlaf]

Just in case you didn't already realize it, the se Liberals are all FUGGING NUTZ....

[Jim W N]

Spirit of Jezebel.

[DesertRhino]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yeg6KOHgtqc

Putting a spell on him

[Biggirl]

BIG MISTAKE to call up demons.

[wyowolf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeXqtzusIU0

[jsanders2001]

I guess Lana Del Rey will receive her own reverse whammy hexes on April 15th every year for a while. I doubt Trump has done nothing more than laugh at this no real talent, auto tune dependent, Linda Blair look-alike...

[a fool in paradise]

The oval office has a pentagram painted under the carpet, he’s protected from their spells. < /s >

[Behind Liberal Lines]

Maybe she should use her magic powers to restart her recording career.

[VideoDoctor]

She’s NOT for real. I saw NO broom. /s

[bboop]

They should reread Elijah and the Prophets of Ba’al.

[goodnesswins]

WHO?

[FreedomGuru]

Guess witches can be idiots also.

[Arm_Bears]

I can’t decide who is more unglued—The people doing this and thinking it will work, or the people breathlessly reporting this and hoping it will work.

[a fool in paradise]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwFloCPXzCs

[Albion Wilde]

"...parallels could be drawn to the 1967 exorcism and levitation of the pentagon, which was more performance art than a genuine attempt to perform magic. There, 50,000 anti-war protestors (including Abbie Hoffman and Alan Ginsberg), tried to rid the pentagon of war-hungry evil through exorcism, and to use their collective power to levitate it. The pentagon did not levitate, and the war continued for eight more years."

[curth]

So glad that Brian Wilson kept this goofball off of his laat album.

[curth]

Make that his last album

[Billthedrill]

I have my doubts. Does she weigh the same as a duck?

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Lana Del Rey.....whoever the hell she is.... she is just another crazy bitch in a country loaded with them.

[alloysteel]

Making a deal with the Devil may not be the best strategy to counter that force of nature that is Donald J. Trump.

Getting into witchcraft may be calling upon forces too strong for mere humans to contend with successfully. The supernatural may already be at work here, and when deities clash, the collateral damage would be - catastrophic.

Whatever you do, do not try to engage God by raising Satan. This never ends well for Satan or his allies.