You can only get away with it if you're born a royal.
This sounds too kooky to be true. A smidgen of it maybe, but not this, heaping platter of red meat vignettes, with all the stereotypic pompous behaviour on parade at once.
This sounds like the script for a Royalty Reality show that never gets produced except in broad parody.
Very entertaining, though!
She’s an alcoholic because she’s married to that sick little fag, prince Charles.
Sadly, this story probably has far more truth to it than anything that CNN has said for years and years.
I have no idea if this is true, but what an incredibly fun, dishy read!
With all these fake stories about the sufferings of celebrities, I’m starting to think being rich and famous must be sheer bliss.
soused; sousing
transitive verb
1 : pickle
2 a : to plunge in liquid : immerseb : drench, saturate
3 : to make drunk
REAL FAKE NEWS.
Di’s Revenge!
This is an utter fabrication. There’s no way this happened.
That's right, because rum won't cause such problems, I've heard.
You can only get away with it if you're born a royal.
that had to leave a hoof-mark
So..
Is this true of Queenpretender Horseface or just tabloid glop?
Sad, sad people. What is the Latin phrase for “Royal Basket Case”?
Bonnie Prince Charlie, as you sow, so shall you reap... more than you sow, later than you sow.
https://www.intouch.org/read/life-principle-6-the-principle-of-sowing-and-reaping
Global warming causes warm gin. Charles was right on the mark after all! (Aside from the fact that he is reaping what he has sown.)
I hope the present queen is sensible enough to bypass Prince Tampon.
Why the long face?
Did you know that the word “gullible” is not in the dictionary?
They make wine in England? Who knew?
Prince Phillip is getting kind of old to have to keep cleaning up Charles’s domestic problems.