PS, no matter what you put up, coordinate with a surveillance cam. Your neighbors WILL “resist” by vandalising your expressions, count on it.
You have a simple white flag with red and blue alternating stripes that says MAGA. The “A’s” are stars in blue and in each corner of the flag are 12 stars. 6 red and 6 blue.
This becomes the new flag of Americans. Like that rainbow flag is to gays. Now, wherever a gay flag flies, we force the local legislature to fly our flag. When they say no, we sue the crap out of them. Within 6 months, those rainbow flags will cease to exist.
That’s what I was going to say. Make sure you have at least two night vision motion activated camera on the flag and area leading up to it so you can film the thief and turn it over to the local police. Of course in Seattle there’s no guarantee they will follow up with it.
Might want to buy the flags by the dozen and also set up traps like line the flag with thin razor wire and attach it to the house so when they run away with it the wire catches, slips through their hand slicing it open, thereby making it easy to find them at the emergency room where they are getting their 50+ stitches.
Just a thought...