1 posted on
02/12/2017 9:55:58 AM PST by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
2 posted on
02/12/2017 10:34:08 AM PST by
glasseye
To: BenLurkin
A severe violation of the first law of robotics.
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4 posted on
02/12/2017 10:45:04 AM PST by
KarlInOhio
(a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
To: BenLurkin
Ye’re nae gude ye’re but a pack o’ bolts, robot me laddie.
To: BenLurkin
In my experience, an important attribute of bagpipe players is that they get drunk and stop.
This is a step backward.
8 posted on
02/12/2017 12:24:00 PM PST by
MV=PY
(The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
To: BenLurkin
thanks! Personally, I like it, and I LOVE the pipes. :)
10 posted on
02/12/2017 12:48:21 PM PST by
Old Student
(As I watch the balkanization of our nation I realize that Robert A. Heinlein was a prophet.)
To: BenLurkin
Just when you thought robots couldn't get any worse.
We're gettin' the band back together!
11 posted on
02/12/2017 12:57:55 PM PST by
PLMerite
To: BenLurkin
Q: Why do bagpipers walk back and forth when playing?
A: It's harder to hit a moving target.
12 posted on
02/12/2017 1:26:24 PM PST by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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