***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

I don't care....I WANT barbecue

1 posted on 02/10/2017 6:28:47 AM PST by Lucky9teen

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2 posted on 02/10/2017 6:29:42 AM PST by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)

:-D

That’ll be me grilling steaks for my bride on St. Valentine’s Day.

3 posted on 02/10/2017 6:29:58 AM PST by al_c (Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)

Good morning & thanks again for your weekly thread.

An umbrella (and hip boots for that matter) is definitely in order up here in Placer County/Sacramento.

4 posted on 02/10/2017 6:30:40 AM PST by glennaro

Yay! Rain!

Oh, and top ten!

5 posted on 02/10/2017 6:31:17 AM PST by glock rocks (... so much win!)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TOP 10

6 posted on 02/10/2017 6:31:46 AM PST by Currentriverrat (MAKE OCTOTHORPS NOT WAR!)

7 posted on 02/10/2017 6:32:33 AM PST by Mathews (Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV), Luke 22:36 (NIV))

8 posted on 02/10/2017 6:33:20 AM PST by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)

Glad I’m not the only one who grills in the rain!

9 posted on 02/10/2017 6:34:34 AM PST by FatherofFive (Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)

10 posted on 02/10/2017 6:38:50 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)

A True Tale

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.

He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.

The weatherman assured him that there was absolutely no chance of rain in the coming days.

So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.

On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once, because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area.”

The king was polite and considerate, but replied: “I hold my palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional.
Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way.” So he continued on his way.

However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked...... and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the weatherman at once! Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster. The farmer said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about weather forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.”

So the king hired the donkey.

And so began the practice of hiring asses to work in the government, and occupy all its highest and most influential positions ...and which later became the official symbol for the Democratic party.

11 posted on 02/10/2017 6:42:53 AM PST by Twotone (Truth is hate to those who hate truth.)

It’s freezing here today!
It was 46° outside when I woke up!.....................

12 posted on 02/10/2017 6:43:27 AM PST by Red Badger (If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)

13 posted on 02/10/2017 6:44:51 AM PST by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)

Lawmakers aim to make Obama’s birthday a holiday in Illinois https://t.co/frBYvpf3RZ

14 posted on 02/10/2017 6:47:32 AM PST by Paul46360

15 posted on 02/10/2017 6:55:05 AM PST by Red Badger (If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)

16 posted on 02/10/2017 6:56:44 AM PST by Red Badger (If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)

17 posted on 02/10/2017 6:57:48 AM PST by Red Badger (If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)

18 posted on 02/10/2017 6:58:25 AM PST by Red Badger (If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)

That was pretty good.

5.56mm

19 posted on 02/10/2017 7:00:28 AM PST by M Kehoe

20 posted on 02/10/2017 7:04:05 AM PST by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)

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