Meet the 'World's First' Professional Bed Warmer - Who Comes With an Eye-Watering Price Tag

Mirror (U.K.) ^ | 2/8 | Chris Murphy

[Fungi]

With those looks, there has to be catch.

[PGalt]

LMAO! Thanks, Ransomed. Laugh of the day for me. Very funny.

[twyn1]

Even better than an electric blanket — an electric mattress pad (goes under the fitted sheet) — Magic!!

I think this is more a case of lonely people (guys?) who just like to have someone nice to talk to for an hour.

[upchuck]

You’ll have to ask him about that.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

I used to have an electric mattress cover that did a bang-up job of warming the bed for less than 20 bucks and a little juice.

It never hauled my ashes, though.......

[Miguk]

I've heard it called a lot of things, but a "bed-warmer" for money, well, that's new even for me.

But if she can make a kopek or two selling the only part of her that will ever matter (and not her yoo-hoo), for money, she won't be the last.

Eye-Watering Price Tag

Tears of Joy or Impoverishment?

[Gargantua]

I think that's fairly cynical, and that mayhaps there's just a tad of 'projection' going on. As in, "your Freudian slip is showing..."

LOL!

[Pollster1]

Besides, it doesn’t take an hour to warm a bed.

It does if you're doing it right.

[ViLaLuz]

Imagine lice, dirty sheets, yuck.