[Swordmaker]

Apart from their cost, diamonds are in fact beautiful. Their dirty little trick is that they have a higher refractive index than just about any other crystalline substance, which is what makes them “sparkle”. And the covalent bond holding the lattice structure together essentially makes a whole diamond one gigantic molecule, which is what makes them so hard. I’d like to have a 10 carat one just to look at and another to sell.

I have a 15.45 carat solitaire black diamond ring I wear. . . Truth. Rose gold and Tungsten Carbide. My girlfriend has a 6.5 carat black diamond with 28 champagne diamonds in yellow gold I designed for her. They're our "unmarriage" rings.

My ring.

Her ring.

I designed them, provided the stones, and had them made by AK jewelers in Sacramento, CA. I have a larger black diamond I trying to figure out what to do with. . . It's 92 carats. . . about an inch and an eighth in diameter.

Actual size 92 carat unmounted black diamond

I'm thinking gearshift knob, cane topper, maybe club knob! Got any other ideas?

[Telepathic Intruder]

Tell you the truth, I got a little teary-eyed looking at those things. I have an idea. Don’t give it to me because I would be hypnotized staring at it and not eat for a month.