[Rastus]

Nothing a little duct tape can’t fix.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Oh, that’ll buff right out!

[lucky american]

New Hampshire lost our Old Man of the mountain one night. After 100 years of trying to patch it up in one slide it was gone.

[yetidog]

Just change it’s name. Maybe “ET Rock.”

[MrEdd]

That’ll buff right out.

[D_Idaho]

Global warming?

[Calvin Locke]

Perhaps a fiberglass prosthesis?

IIRC, that's what was proposed to "fix" NH's Old Man of the Mountain, after its collapse.

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, rock to rubble..."