[50sDad]

I object. RED is the color of blood, the color of all the blood shed by people since time began! RED IS RACIST! And violent! SO I demand that RED be removed from the graduation gowns. And while we are at it, the school. No more red. And people with red hair are going to have to shave it off. And red meat has to go. And books, because they are "read", which SOUNDS like "red", and is in fact a MICRO AGGRESSION!

I realize that absolutely no one but me may be offended by this. But that's enough.

[Olog-hai]

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… And books, because they are “read”, which SOUNDS like “red”, and is in fact a MICRO AGGRESSION! …

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Not to mention “red” and ”read” (past tense) are homophones, so now we might get accused of homophonia.