My grade school math teacher had a 20 footer and a 22 footer in him. The doctors gave back the worms they found in him- preserved for posterity in glass jars.
He brought them to class because nothing gets a bunch of kid’s attention better than something freakishly gross.
It’s a little known fact that having tapeworms makes you better at math.
The guy probably had to start teaching English after they took out the tapeworms.
The tapeworms probably became Democrat comedians.