Posted on 01/25/2017 6:31:31 AM PST by Rebelbase
GREEN TOWNSHIP, Ohio (WNCN) — An Ohio man has been arrested and charged with burglary after breaking into a neighbor’s home in search of Salisbury steak on Monday, Wayne County Sheriff Capt. Doug Hunter said in a Twitter video.
According to Hunter, a woman came home around 11 p.m. Monday and “felt that things were not quite right.” She saw movement in the bathroom and thought that it was the family cat, but then realized it was a man hiding behind a shower curtain in the bathtub.
“The man had apparently been in the process of helping himself to some food items in the refrigerator,” Hunter said. “He was attempting to make off with some Salisbury steaks with brown gravy, as well as some Banquet frozen chicken and some other chicken breasts, and pork chops, as well.”
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I finished up some week-old meatloaf over at my parents’ the other day. I Salisbury Steak-ized it with some pork gravy from a jar. With leftover mashed potatoes, too.
I hope it tasted better than it sounds. Jarred gravy? Sacrilege!
(And, I'm currently reading "Combat Ready Kitchen", about how the US DOD is influencing consumer processed foods with their own needs for stable, long shelf-life MREs in one form or another.)
My survival gear includes a solar oven, a rocket stove and a non-electric thermal slow cooker.
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