No Gwyneth Paltrow, women should not put jade eggs in their vaginas, gynocologist says.

Washington Post ^ | 1/22/2017 | Kristine Guerra

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Basically the same as Ben Wa balls. Been around for centuries.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Wa_balls

[miss marmelstein]

It’s a good play, isn’t it? The person who wrote it has the brains, obviously.

[Buckeye McFrog]

The fact that so many women would choose to believe a celebrity over someone who went to med school to become a gynecologist is the nub of the problem.

[Red Badger]

This one time, at Band Camp..........................

[BlueLancer]

"I’ll have two, sunny side up."

Here you go ... courtesy of Luray Caverns ...
(They're not jade, but it's the best that I can do.)

[Opinionated Blowhard]

I think its a safe bet that if some new age health tip comes from Gwyneth Paltrow, you shouldn’t rely on it.

[dangerdoc]

And I though liberals spent all day gazing at their navels.

[Covenantor]

Gwyneth Paltrow raved about the benefits of vaginal steaming, a non-scientifically proven process of sitting over a hot pot of water filled with herbs for up to 45 minutes to “cleanse your uterus” and “balance female hormone levels,” as the actress had put it.

Great googah moogah! What STD prompted this?

Walmart has this kit available for portable steam cleaning of ones "Goop", though I don't see the herbal infuser attachment.

one size fits all

[Mr. Douglas]

I couldn’t have said it better.

[RooRoobird20]

Gwyneth also does not use deodorant, thinks it’s carcinogenic. According to those who have to be around her on movie sets, she REALLY stinks, like a skunk.

“The B.O. is strong with this one.”

“If you only knew the POWER of the B. O.”

[Red Badger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYWQAg12Ko0

[txhurl]

We have bacon in our Centex caves.

[PGR88]

advice for women: putting a jade egg — yes, a solid object about the size of a golf ball — in your vagina, and keeping it there all day

I'm reminded of the Mae West quote (I think): "Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole damn chicken."

[Buckeye McFrog]

I’m only not laughing because my daughter is a nurse in the E.R., and it’s only a matter of time till someone shows up there who actually tried to use that.

[Still Thinking]

No Gwyneth Paltrow, women should not put jade eggs in their vaginas, gynocologist says

[eyeroll] On second thought, if it renders doofy lib women infertile, maybe it's not so bad?

[DesertRhino]

Chinese woman have done it for 2000 plus years. And i read the article. Among the reasons the militant California gynecologist listed was that women should do things just because men might it. Man hater is probably against high heels too.

[lee martell]

What was it the newspaper writer H.L. Mencken said? “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American People!”

Sometimes I think Paltrow is nothing else but a World Class Troll. She knows she is ridiculous and annoying, but like many clever, idle people, she wants to see how far she can take the bluster. Gwyneth wants to see how big a fool she can make of people who admire her for style, with very little substance. Gwyneth is one of those people who seems to thrive off the hateful energy of others. Lena Dunham is also in that position. In my opinion,both are Jive Talkers, very needy ,vicious and envious.
Both privately laugh at their devoted fans, and minions, holding them in great contempt. Andy Warhol was one of the original World Class Trolls.

[tumblindice]

I used one of those to steam clean the cosmoline out of an SKS stock.
“Hey doc! Those supposastories, whatever, you give me ... for all they good they did I might as well as stuffed `em up my ....”

[Calvin Locke]

I think she unconsciously uncoupled from being conscious.

Either that, or she misheard what the Red Rocks were telling her on where to shove her philosophical lifestyle.

[lee martell]

Granite may be too splintery and prone to chipping away.
Rose Quartz may be better.