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Mark Obexit Day with a favor to yourself!

Posted on 01/20/2017 3:16:44 AM PST by gasport

Get a colonoscopy.

Colo-rectal cancer is almost totally preventable.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: colonoscopy
and the prep will get rid of any residual obama.
1 posted on 01/20/2017 3:16:44 AM PST by gasport
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To: gasport

Is there a nexus between this post title and your screen name?

Just wondering!


2 posted on 01/20/2017 3:20:39 AM PST by Be Careful
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To: gasport
"and the prep will get rid of any residual obama."

It most certainly does. That's the worst part of the entire procedure. Crapping ones brains out for hours.

3 posted on 01/20/2017 3:21:39 AM PST by cweese (Hook 'em Horns!!!)
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To: Be Careful

:^)

Nope.

Yrs ago, I lived near Gasport.


4 posted on 01/20/2017 3:23:04 AM PST by gasport (One citizen - One vote)
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To: cweese
Crapping ones brains out for hours.

Not anymore - a prepopik prep (recently released) is extremely easy, convenient and effective.

Nothing like the volume, yucky taste and turbo-evacuations of Colyte.

5 posted on 01/20/2017 3:28:43 AM PST by gasport (One citizen - One vote)
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To: gasport

No Thanks. I’ve had a colonoscopy every day for the last 8 years. I’m done with that for a while.


6 posted on 01/20/2017 3:35:58 AM PST by Hardastarboard (Freedom Trumps Fascism)
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To: Hardastarboard

Huh?


7 posted on 01/20/2017 3:41:38 AM PST by gasport (One citizen - One vote)
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To: gasport

Sounds good. Thanks for the info.


8 posted on 01/20/2017 3:47:19 AM PST by cweese (Hook 'em Horns!!!)
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To: gasport

Make sure that they snip out the polyps while they are in there.


9 posted on 01/20/2017 3:54:41 AM PST by oblomov (We have passed the point where "law," properly speaking, has any further application. - C. Thomas)
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To: gasport

As Obexit and Trump’s beginning are the same day, just celebrate to the extreme (BIGLY?), and that’ll cover both events.


10 posted on 01/20/2017 3:58:54 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (If you think the party that freed the slaves are the racist ones, you probably are a liberal.)
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To: gasport

What is that other prep? I just had my first colonoscopy on Monday, and it probably won’t be the last, so I’m interested in learning about an easier prep.

Still, the prep that I took, while not enjoyable, was no worse than a few experiences during the time I worked in Mexico. It also didn’t involve vomiting, stomach pains, or Mexican bathrooms.


11 posted on 01/20/2017 4:29:44 AM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: gasport

Gasport , NY ? I lived near there once upon a time


12 posted on 01/20/2017 4:31:53 AM PST by BRL
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To: HartleyMBaldwin

Prepopik has been avail ~4-6 mos.

Sep hits of ~8oz fluid with a mild flavor - both followed by ~5 glasses plain water over several hours.

I had doubts it was working because the borborygmi was so subtle. But, the innards were obamafree for the exam.


13 posted on 01/20/2017 6:24:58 AM PST by gasport (One citizen - One vote)
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To: gasport

Weak attempt at humor by comparing Zero’s time in office to an ongoing colonoscopy.


14 posted on 01/22/2017 3:52:48 AM PST by Hardastarboard (Freedom Trumps Fascism)
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To: Hardastarboard

No attempt at humor was intended.

Colo-rectal cancer is a very serious topic and a preventable disease.


15 posted on 01/22/2017 5:27:58 AM PST by gasport (One citizen - One vote)
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To: gasport

Whatever


16 posted on 01/22/2017 6:52:38 AM PST by Hardastarboard (Freedom Trumps Fascism)
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