Another great story!
I will add it to my favorites.
1. Environmentalists screamed that the Alaska Pipeline would interrupt caribou migration routes and cause the extinction of these beautiful animals. Later, it was found that the little electric heaters installed every 100 yards or so were beloved by the caribou! In the little warm spot surrounding the heaters, the caribou congregated, cavorted, and...mated, thus replenishing the herd to an increased population never anticipated by anyone.
2. Al Gore, scheduled to speak at a “Global Warming Conference”, gets snowed in at the airport and misses his flight.
3. The same Al Gore uses more electricity in his Tennessee mansion than the entire rest of the county PUT TOGETHER!
4. Warmists claim that “Weather is not Climate”, and even though it is freezing cold and miserable on land, the OCEANS are heating up and this will kill all wildlife in the seas. Meanwhile, the waters around Florida were getting so cold that the beloved manatees were dying! That is, until the manatees discovered that the effluvia from the Palm Beach Nuclear Power Plant made the water warmer, so they began to congregate, cavort, and MATE there, becoming a minor tourist attraction.
5. Environmentalist HATE logging and try to cordon off large swaths of forest to keep out any kind of management, resulting in HORRIBLE forest fires.
6. The Oyster Story!
Thanks! :-)
Yes the same folks that claim weather is not climate when it is cold and snowing will gasp and point out hot days and drought as proof. Funny how that works.
But! But! Shrinkage!
Don’t forget the environmentalists in CA that fought the rigs being built and then turning around and begging the oil companies to leave the legs when the rigs were decommissioned, because they had become important structures for the fish.