“Ladies and gentlemen, as we enter final approach, please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position. Make sure your seat belt is securely fastened and all carry-on luggage is stowed underneath the seat in front of you or in the overhead bins. Thank you.”
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Brace for impact! Prepare for crash-landing prepare for crash-landing! Heads down! Stay down! Brace! Brace! Heads down! Stay down! Brace! Brace! Heads down! Stay down!