Chickens weigh twice as much today?
I weigh twice as much today.
Obviously gravity is increasing,
doubling in a mere 50 years.
Meanwhile candy bars continue to shrink,
just like pants.
Yep, mine are certainly like that. But not the legs, just the waists. I asked a physicist friend why that was and he said it's because gravity is up and down, not back and forth. It makes sense to me.
LoL!
True dat, just the other day I took a pair of Army OD's out of the basement closet and tried them on only to find they had shrunk so much I couldn't pull them over my waist. Must be too much humidity in the basement.......
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LOL! Excellent observation.
After a post like that, I have to ask — How many climate change research organizations have emailed you to offer a grant? Such insights would be a huge asset to their work. :=)
Gravity is increasing, all right. I’ve been telling people that for years. My reasoning is that:
1. I can’t jump as high as I used to.
2. I can’t lift things I used to.
3. When I fall down, I hit harder and it hurts more.
4. And the scientific, measureable proof is that when I step on the scale, it reads considerably higher than it did 30 years ago.
Case closed.
“Chickens weigh twice as much today?
I weigh twice as much today.
Obviously gravity is increasing,
doubling in a mere 50 years.
Meanwhile candy bars continue to shrink,
just like pants.”
I think global warning can be blamed for your plight.
Tet, you are a man of logic. I identify with your remark.