Either way, you managed to take a story that provides a chuckle and wring a snide comment out of it. I hope your life isn't as amaroidal in reality as it comes across on FR.
And what action figures did Jesus or the Disciples pray with while contemplating? or Paul? When did this practice become acceptable? The Bible condemns idolatry at any level and fancy words/explanations doesn’t cover it up. There is no justification for it whatsoever.